Just for fun, I’ll set out the sentiments from a few lawyers’ Christmas cards:
1. Picture an intense lawyer grilling Santa Claus on the witness stand:
“I’ll ask you again sir, did you or did you not look at my client, and in a crowded shopping mall, in front of her children, call her not once, but three times… a ho?”
2. A lawyer making closing submissions in court:
“The evidence will clearly show that my client, Mr. Claus, was not the driver of the sleigh the night that Grandma, as the charges read, “got run over by a reindeer”.
3. This time it’s a sleigh full of reindeer being pulled by Santa Claus:
“Our lawyers sure know how to negotiate an employment contract.”
4. Husband reading a Christmas card to his wife:
“Honey, our lawyer wishes us, but in no way guarantees a Merry Christmas”
5. Child sitting on Santa’s lap in a department store:
“Actually my legal counsel has advised me to plead the 5th with respect to “naughty or nice”.”
6. Santa standing outside the front door of a home on Christmas Eve
with his lawyer:
“My client would like you to sign this waiver before he descends your chimney.”
7. A lawyer sitting on Santa’s lap in a department store, reading his Christmas
wish list:
“Sympathetic judges, evidence that is irrefutable, friendly juries, no hostile witnesses.”
8. Young boy sitting on Santa’s lap in a department store:
“As to your question “Were you a good boy?”, my attorney tells me I have the right to remain silent.”
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Lawdiva aka Georgialee Lang
Merry Christmas Georgialee Lynn in Palm Desert ??
Sent from my iPhone
Lynn So great to hear from you. I know you have been suffering from health issues and I have been thinking of you and praying for you. Can we get together for lunch when I am back in the desert in mid-January 2017? Back in BC now for Christmas….Merry Christmas and many blessing this season.
Merry Christmas Georgia-Lee … Hope you are keeping well!
Carol -via IPAD
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